Black Humor - Jokes: Really funny jokes

Black humor - nasty, mean and nasty: The 40 best jokes

Vitalii Shynakov
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Welcome to the dark corner of humor, where the fun is a little darker and the laughs a little more wicked. Black humor isn't for everyone, but for those who enjoy it, it offers a way to look at the absurdities of life in a biting, sometimes shocking way.

Black humor is a particular type of comedy that often balances on the edge of what is permissible and addresses dark and taboo subjects. This article collects jokes that can evoke different emotions, but always make you think and smile. Be ready for unexpected twists and unusual thoughts, because humor can be diverse, and black humor is one of the most provocative types.

Ready to explore the darker side of laughter? Then buckle up and enjoy the ride through the pitch-black world of macabre humor!


Why did the math book commit suicide? - Because it had too many problems.


- Mom, what is black humor?

- Son, do you see the man without arms there? Tell him to clap his hands.

- Mom! I'm blind!

- Exactly.


What is a man with one arm looking for in the pedestrian zone? - A second-hand store.


A blind man enters a store, takes his guide dog and starts swinging it over his head.

- What are you doing there?

- Oh, just having a look around.


An entry in the complaints and suggestions book of a shopping center:

"The merchandise is very awkwardly placed. For example, the ropes are in the household department, the soaps are in the cosmetics department and the stools are on a completely different floor, in the furniture department."


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One girl was so scared of jumping with the parachute that she jumped without it.


- Mom, look, a pigeon! Have you got any bread?

- Eat it without bread!


- Hooray, I've been accepted to driving school, soon there will be one less pedestrian!

- And maybe not just one.


Ad on the Internet: "Selling absolutely new coffin, just a few scratches, and only on the inside of the lid."


- Excuse me, what's the Wi-Fi password here?

- This is a funeral!

- Funeral with a capital or small initial letter?


Those born in the year 2000 have really made it easier for people walking past their headstones to calculate their age.


All mushrooms are edible. Some only once, though.


- Do you have any literature on discrimination against short people?

- Look in the corner on the top shelf.


To check whether I smoke or not, my parents left the gas stove on before they left the house.


A beard gives its wearer a certain aura of mystery: You never know how someone will react if you light their beard on fire.


What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half the worm.


What does a sniper feel first when he shoots a person? The recoil from the rifle.


I am the nicest person in the world. If someone is nicer, I kill them and I'm the nicest again.


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Luckily you don't catch bouquets of flowers at funerals!


I was digging a hole in the garden and suddenly found a whole chest full of gold. I wanted to run home to tell my wife about the valuable find. Then I remembered why I had dug the hole.


- Dad, why is the snow crunching?

- Because the snowflakes break the backbones.


Anna may have missed in the shooting range, but nobody could take the teddy away from her.


The problem is not putting a light bulb in your mouth. The problem is calling the emergency services afterwards.


- I'm afraid to jump - what if the parachute doesn't open?

- No one has ever complained about their parachute not opening.


- My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair with me. Guess who came crawling to me on their knees?


- Somehow it looks as if one of your eyes is happy while the other looks quite sad.

- The happy eye is the artificial one.


"I pressed something and everything was gone." - Kurt Cobain.


Minus times minus equals plus. That's why you should wash down poisonous mushrooms with methanol.


- I sent my husband out to get potatoes and he got hit by a car.

- Terrible! What are you going to do now?

- I don't know. Probably rice.


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When I see the names of lovers carved into trees, I don't find it romantic. It's scary that people bring knives on their dates.


When the inventor of the USB port dies, his coffin is first lowered into the grave, then raised again, turned over and lowered correctly once more.


- The cat died a year ago. Nevertheless, I still walk more slowly in the hallway where she liked to lie, so as not to trip over her in the dark.

- Maybe it's time to bury her?


- Doctor, I ate the pizza and its wrapper. Am I going to die?

- Well, eventually everyone will die ...

- Everyone will die! Oh God, what have I done!


When you're dead, you don't know it, only the others suffer. It's the same when you're stupid.


Okay, Google, can you keep your grandpa's ashes in a can of Coke if the name fits?


- Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

- Because they have no balls.


- Why do dogs lick their balls?

- Because they can.


- For the first time? - the executioner asked me.

Which joke in the black humor category do you like best? But always remember: black humor can be polarizing and should always be used with caution and in an appropriate context so as not to offend anyone.

And so, dear reader, our journey through the dark paths of black humor comes to an end. Whether you take away a smile, a laugh or perhaps a guilty conscience is up to you. In the world of black humor, there are no taboos and no sacred cows - only the freedom to laugh at the deepest and darkest aspects of life. Until next time, when we once again find the courage to look into the abyss and have a laugh while it looks back. Keep biting and remember: humor is when you laugh anyway!

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Vitalii Shynakov has been working in the areas of online retail, marketing and customer satisfaction since 2012. Until 2022, he was the head of personnel development and online sales department of four successful stores. He has been part of the TutKit.com team since 2024.
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